An Investigation

Task for 8/9/10 Savage meeting



GregW ©


Something about a writers meeting.

Case:  Investigating reports of public immoral activity.

Location: Back room – Prince of Wales Hotel,
                 Mill Hill, Leeds UK.

Reporting officer: Inspector Max West,
Stationed: West Yorkshire,  Leeds HQ
Date: September 8th, 2010.
Time: 19:47

Conditions: Light rain.



Upon arriving at the above address I gained entry via the front bar.

Being a Wednesday night the general premises was not busy and I counted three non-target individuals and two bar staff.

I ordered an orange juice and proceeded to the back room of the establishment. This room is not apparent from the public area and is served by the publican via a private bar, opening in such a way as to ensure no visible link is possible from the street or front bar.

On entering this back room, my arrival was briefly acknowledged by three of the 12 people gathered around a group of tables. The remaining 9 people were looking at one female as she bared and disported her sensuality while reciting lurid text in a north Yorkshire accent. A space was made available for me to be seated between a dark haired Caucasian female of some twenty years and a Caucasian male of slight stature whom I estimate to be aged mid 40’s both of whom welcomed me in non-local inflections.

It eventuated that these individuals and in fact all attendees represented themselves with aliases, obscuring their real identities. I have included full descriptions and my observed deviant tendencies of each individual in Addendum “A”

My initial observations were of a group enraptured by the performance underway at the time of my arrival. At the conclusion of the act there was a slight pause then the group began to stroke her shortcoming and caress the more sensitive parts, some attendees were more brutal and thrusting but eventually silence and a calm fell on the group. A shaved-headed, fit looking male called for the next display. A thickset male sitting at the darkest corner leaned back and commenced a shuddering erotic routine which faltered, gained orgasmic intensity and resulted after some minutes in the expected but no less surprising climactic conclusion. There were resultant gasps from some of the younger and perhaps more innocent members of the group, a few nervous chuckles and one or two nodding moans of complicity. A slight young girl offered her appreciation with an unusual use of her tongue and neatly encapsulated the experience. This extremely conclusive occurrence prompted the female sitting next to me to presumptively remove her cloak of respectability and, as I was able to closely observe, wantonly expose the method in which she had taken the pleasure and life from a male victim whose only crime at that time was, she reported in summary later, not agreeing with her continued attendance at these very meetings. Having displayed her delights with some nervousness she concluded her piece flushed of face and short of breath….A well nourished gent beside her fondled her uncertainty and cupped the ample presentation of her disclosed points in a misguided attempt of comfort, not surprisingly rebuffed.

It was at this tensely charged and socially more uncomfortable juncture that the shaved-headed male called time for a break in proceedings. On this announcement there was an unsightly tumbling of members frantically leaving the room to inhale substances and ingest mood and mind altering recipes.

I found myself left alone in the room with one of the group who tried to gain my private and total involvement in a one-on-one exposure that I find repugnant and unable to document to this day.

It was with great relief I escaped the clutches of this debauched disciple and after ordering another fruit drink I took a different seat as the group reformed. Slowly, an amusingly candid banter unfolded including discussions on finding suitably ignorant publicans with space for future meetings. It became apparent that these gatherings while regular were fraught with finding premises that would allow the group to grow, or as I suspect, to return.

The night continued after the discussion, as previously and in a similar a vein of moral corruption and sexual tension, but now the group was well fuelled with substances and were obviously and abundantly lubricated. To spare the public record and to allow some decency to remain in the court when this document is read, I will summarise by reporting briefly the things exposed between 20:30 and 22:30. These performances contained but were not in any way limited to the use of narcotics, Greco-roman dismemberment, necrophilia, blatant sacrilege and acts performed on small furry animals which I cannot cope with writing on this or any other page.

I conclude this report by recommending that further investigations of this group of savages should never again be forced on the employees of the West Yorkshire services. I fear other staff would suffer ultimate moral destruction and imminent corruption of all social sensibility. These horrors and exposure to raw human excess and depravity are best contained within obscure and robust walls.

My recommendation therefore:

1. Allow this harmless bunch of misfit writers to continue their aberrant mental wanderings and

2. support their readings and writings by offering them the requested government funding. That will ensure either the immediate demise of the movement or require a more publicly consumable product be produced.

Either outcome would equally serve the greater population of Leeds and West Yorkshire.

M. West, D.I., Leeds special branch, Grants and loans.